Botox, hair dye, Reformer Pilates: I had no idea that ageing would be this expensive
Listen, I’m tempted. I have no moral or ethical issue with Botox and fillers, or red light therapy masks, or Reformer Pilates classes that promise to ward off the dreaded middle age spread, or the tape that TikTok tells me to stick on my face while I slumber to prevent wrinkles, or any of the myriad methods of keeping our faces and bodies looking younger than our years.
